| 1 | module.exports = substack
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| 2 | var npm = require('./npm.js')
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| 3 | var output = require('./utils/output.js')
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| 4 |
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| 5 | var isms = [
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| 6 | '\u001b[32mbeep \u001b[35mboop\u001b[m',
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| 7 | 'Replace your configs with services',
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| 8 | 'SEPARATE ALL THE CONCERNS!',
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| 9 | 'MODULE ALL THE THINGS!',
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| 10 | '\\o/',
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| 11 | 'but first, burritos',
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| 12 | 'full time mad scientist here',
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| 13 | 'c/,,\\'
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| 14 | ]
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| 15 |
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| 16 | function substack (args, cb) {
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| 17 | var i = Math.floor(Math.random() * isms.length)
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| 18 | output(isms[i])
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| 19 | var c = args.shift()
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| 20 | if (c) npm.commands[c](args, cb)
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| 21 | else cb()
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| 22 | }
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