{
  "friend": "fren",
  "small": "smol",
  "dog": "doggo",
  "dogs": "doggos",
  "doggy": "doggo",
  "doggies": "doggos",
  "smol doggo": "pupper",
  "smol doggos": "puppers",
  "puppy": "pupper",
  "puppies": "puppers",
  "smol pupper": "pupperino",
  "smol puppers": "pupperinos",
  "big doggo": "woofer",
  "big doggos": "woofers",
  "big ol doggo": "woofer",
  "big ol doggos": "woofers",
  "smol woofer": "doggo",
  "smol woofers": "doggos",
  "corgi": "corgo",
  "corgis": "corgos",
  "pug": "puggo",
  "pugs": "puggos",
  "smol pug": "puggorino",
  "smol pugs": "puggorinos",
  "shiba": "shibe",
  "shibas": "shibes",
  "samoyed": "cloud boye",
  "samoyeds": "cloud boyes",
  "beaver": "???",
  "beavers": "???s",
  "seal": "waterdoggo",
  "seals": "waterdoggos",
  "bark": "bork",
  "barking": "borking",
  "hell": "heck",
  "have": "hav",
  "never": "nvr",
  "good": "gud",
  "when": "wen",
  "hike": "hik",
  "name": "naym",
  "with": "wit",
  "love": "luv",
  "touch": "boop",
  "touching": "booping",
  "face": "snoot",
  "human": "hooman",
  "boy": "boye",
  "boys": "boyes",
  "lick": "mlem",
  "licked": "mlemmed",
  "licks": "mlems",
  "licking": "mlemming",
  "his": "hims",
  "you are scaring me": "you are doing me a scare",
  "you are frightening me": "you are doing me a frighten",
  "you are startling me": "you are doing me a startle"
}